“I can’t remember who sings this song”
“Mmm, what’s that?”
“I can’t remember who sings this song.”
“Well, hum a little bit of it, then, see if I can help you with it.”
“La dee da dee, mm mm mm be someone, be someone… Something like that”
“Well, do a google search on the lyrics.”
“I think it might be Joni Mitchell.”
“Really? What’s the song called then?”
“I don’t know. I guess I will do a google search.”
“Search for…lyrics…be…someone…joni”
“No Mitchell?”
“How many ‘Joni’s’ are there?”
“Good point. What do you have?”
“Nothing, really.”
“Well, just try searching for lyrics, be someone, be someone.”
“You mean put it in twice?”
“Yeah, and put quotes around it, cause I remember she does sing that twice, maybe that’ll help.”
“Alright. lyrics…quote…be…someone…be…someone…unquote.”
“Unquote?”
“Yeah, isn’t that what they’re called?”
“I dunno, I always called them Hippo teeth.”
“That’s cute. Oh.”
“What?”
“It’s not Joni, it’s Tracy Chapman.”
“Oh. Well she’s awesome too.”
“Yeah.”
“Unquote.”
“Oh shut up.
